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Whatever your outlook on life is, in fact you are also looking for a better life. Lookhow funny life is, as mentioned below:
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about. - Anonymous
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate. - Anonymous
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. - Anonymous
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. - Minnie Pearl
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. - James Dewar
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Charles M. Schulz
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong
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